Although many times he’s a pain
In this case, he’s right to complain
While some are delighted
About Citizens United
“It’s scandalous” declares John McCain.
The Supremes are being naïve
“Money is speech” they believe
If they’d run once for mayor
Black and white would be grayer
And how money corrupts they’d perceive.
Mister Adelson can give twenty mil
To a candidate out of goodwill
But if he gets elected
He’ll do what’s expected
When Adelson tenders his bill.