Mitt Romney's got a lot of dough
"I'll pay all the tax I owe,
But not a dollar more", he said.
But tax returns fill him with dread
Because they'll surely show that he
Paid much less tax than you or me.
I'll bet for some years he paid none
so those returns won't see the sun.
He's stashed his cash in banks offshore
And so we'll never really know the score.
Two years' returns he'll let us see
But John McCain saw twenty-three
and said, "For Veep it won't be Mitt
I'll go with Sarah, she'll be a hit."
Mitts tax returns will stay hidden,
To show us more is forbidden.
"I just won't release
More than two years' apiece,
John Kerry's wife also didn't."