A spokesperson for the Republican National Committee declared that their economic platform for this election year will embody the policies of the GeorgeW. Bush administration, “just updated”. It was not clear how the Bush policies, which resulted in slow growth and soaring deficits, as well as the greatest economic downturn since the Great Depression in 2008, would be updated to fit new economic realities.
The RNC wants to instill
A plan for us that’s not so new:
Their economic platform will
Be Bushonomics Two.
The first was not a great success
but still is sound they do contend,
Except that little, bitty mess
That happened at the end.
‘Though under Bush, it wasn’t great -
Growth and jobs were kind of flat -
The plan just needs an update
For a second Bush at-bat.