Pants on Fire

Mitt Romney is a liar.  There’s very little doubt about that – just check out Dana Milbank’s recent column in the Washington Post, or Rachael Maddow’s in-depth study of Romney’s needless and mindless falsehoods.  

Mitt has issues with the truth

But doesn’t want to seem uncouth

And so his lies are always dressed

Up in their sparkling Sunday best.

He lies with such a natural ease

You wouldn’t recognize the sleaze

Or  think his tendency to improvise

Engenders countless, shameless lies.