Mitt thinks that Ted’s a lot of fun.
But how ‘bout when he holds his gun,
And says it’s what the Prez should suck?
Now Ted’s a really scary schmuck,
And Mitt’d be wise if he’d cut short
Ted Nugent’s threats and his support.
If Obama wins, Ted complained
That he’d be dead, or by jail restrained.
Mitt thinks that Ted is lots of fun,
But Mitt, what about that gun?