The poet William Stafford set himself the task of writing a poem a day. When someone asked him what he would do when his poem-of-the-day wasn't very good, he replied "I simply lower my standards." In order to increase output, the bar here is set at a low level - the point of this is to have some fun with current events and politics. I welcome contributions and comments. Now you can also follow Doggerelo on Twitter (@doggerelo). Because of continuing medical problems, I'm no longer able to post a poem-a-day. I'll continue to post poems, but at a reduced frequency, so please stay tuned.

Friday, April 20, 2012

A New Nugent Problem for Mitt

Ted Nugent – guitarist, gun lover, draft dodger, Obama would-be assassinator, foulmouth, endorser of Mitt Romney – has a problem keeping his hands off under age girls.  One of his “conquests” was Courtney Love, who had oral sex with Nugent when she was 12!  Still happy about that Ted Nugent endorsement, Mitt?

There was a musician named Ted
Who took little girls to his bed.
He wasn’t above
Using young Courtney Love,
At age 12, to give him some head. 

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