In April, 2011, Donald Trump characterized Mitt Romney’s tenure at Bain as follows: “He’d buy companies, he’d close companies, he’d get rid of jobs.” Now, however, as The Donald’s gotten to know The Mitt better, he thinks “he’s a terrific guy”.
The Donald is now rooting for Mitt
But before that he had to admit
Many workers he fired
Before he retired
And the profits he and Bain split.
But now Donald thinks he’s just great
A new story he has to relate
He’s my guy, Donald said,
I once was misled
But now I think he’s first rate!