Newt has finally called it quits -
His campaign lost out to Mitt’s.
Although he didn’t offer to endorse
He said that Mitt would be, of course,
Conservative enough for Newt
Compared to our President’s repute
As radical, leftist President
With no historical precedent.
Mitt responded gracefully
If not exactly truthfully.
He said that he and Newt were friends
And’d work with him for common ends.
A guy on Fox went kind of freaky
And said that politics were “creepy”
And had no relation he could see
To anything like reality.