Chris Christie: Never, Never, Maybe

Chris Christie, Republican governor of New Jersey and outspoken darling of the Republican party, has always and forever maintained he has no interest in the Vice-Presidential slot.  Now, however, he says that Romney “might be able to convince me” to be Mitt’s Veep. 

To be sung to the tune of "Never Will I Marry"

Never, never will I carry

Water for the President

Born to be the top canary

Wide my pants, firm my intent

Never, never, never will I relent

Not for me Vice-President.

But if Mitt should ask

I’d think of the task

And maybe he’d be

Convincing toward me

Born to be the top canary

But let’s rethink my intent

Maybe, maybe, maybe I’d be very

Good as the Vice-President.