Jamie Dimon, as most would agree,
is the head of Morgan, J.P.
But now it turns out that’s not true:
“Obama’s in charge of banks too”,
Said Fox’s Steven J. Doocy.
‘Though his reasoning’s kind of abstruse, he
Is trying in sheer desperation
To blame all that’s wrong in the nation
On Obama’s poor leadership skills.
No doubt that includes common ills
Like the weather and major earthquakes
And even your migraine headaches.
Now why is Steve so obsessed
With this quest that’s Quixotic at best?
Most likely it’s just because
Of instructions direct from his boss,
Whose “Err and Unbalanced” tales
Are the hallmark of Roger Ailes.