Michelle Bachmann maintained in an interview that her campaign was “almost mistake-free”, joking that not knowing Elvis’ birthday or the birthplace of John Wayne were two of the mistakes she made.
The GOP lady Michelle
She says her campaigning was swell
She has what it takes
To make no mistakes
‘Cause the Lord holds her in His spell.
Well, of mistakes there only were two:
The birthdate of Elvis she blew,
And she tried to retain
The birthplace of John Wayne
But it fled from her head on review.
There are many more errors that we could display
Like Obama’s trip costing 2 million a day
Or a child’s retardation
Due to her vaccination
Her “pants-on-fire” rating was highest they say.