Mitt: No Questions Please!

Mitt Romney’s campaign has taken extraordinary steps to isolate the candidate from reporters, as detailed in this post from Balloon Juice.

I.

Please keep reporters at bay

Mitt thinks they will lead him astray

They’re full of aggression

And might ask a question

And Mitt will not know what to say.

II.

Please don’t ask questions of Mitt

He’ll probably run off in a snit

Unlike Erik Cantor

He simply can’t banter

So questioning he will omit.

III.

Please don’t expect give and take

It’s a phobia Mitt cannot shake

One of the theories

Why he’s leery of queries

Is his words make him sound like a fake.

IV.

Please keep away from poor Mitt

He’s doesn’t have much of a wit

He’s not very clever

In a verbal endeavor

Spontaneity he won’t permit.

V.

Please don’t accuse Mitt of lying

He’s just continually trying

To say something cool

And he’s nobody’s fool

But the truth he keeps misapplying.