The Ballad and Romney and Ryan

Mitt Romney’s new sidekick, Paul Ryan’s his name,

Is just like his boss, they’re almost the same,

On most every point, they’re sure to agree

They’re campaigning hard for Pres and VP.

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Too

To Republican talking points they will be true

            Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Dee

            They’ll hammer the Democrats, just wait and see.

Mitt goes with the weather, he’s hard to pin down,

He just wants to please whoever’s around,

But Ryan’s a rock, he knows that he’s right,

If folks disagree, he’s happy to fight.

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Too

They travel the country for voters to woo

            Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Dine

            The two men together have only one spine.      

Now Romney’s a Mormon, and that is OK

But he won’t discuss it, there’s simply no way;

Paul Ryan’s a Catholic, a regular brand,

At least that’s a faith we can all understand.

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Too

You Democrats better watch out for these two

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Dike

           ‘Though their faiths may be different, it’s Jesus they like.

Mitt Romney is rich, he’s got lots of dough

What he pays in taxes, we’ll never know;

Paul Ryan’s not wealthy but he’s done OK

Let’s tax the rich less, he’s likely to say.

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Too

            Their contributors come from the wealthiest few

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Door

            They don’t give a damn about folks who are poor.

Mitt Romney looks sharp, he’s handsome of face

He’s just the right height and his hair’s all in place

Paul Ryan is hot and he’s also quite young

He’s just the right age to be Romney’s son.

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Too

            They’re good-looking dudes, it’s certainly true

            Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Ded

            So why do most women like ‘Bama instead?

They both agree that the Right way’s the best

They’ll lower taxes and spending arrest,

The safety net shred and Medicare spike,

But the generals and admirals will get what they like.

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Too

The GOP program is what they’ll push through

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Dōne

Government spending they’ll cut to the bone.

The election is coming, they’ll hold it this fall,

With Romney and Ryan it will be a close call

Obama and Biden must win in this race

Or Romney and Ryan will be taking their place.

               

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Too

            They’re very conservative in their world view.

Romney-O, Romney-O, Ryan-O-Dade

            If they get elected, be very afraid.