The convention to Tampa is coming -
Be careful where you hang around.
You don’t want to look like you’re slumming,
Your behavior could drag Romney down.
So bid sin so-long and farewell,
Be godly in all your pursuits.
Perhaps a cone at Carvel
Would not cause any disputes.
If you want to reflect Romney’s style
No coffee or beer can you drink,
Be friendly and offer a smile
But don’t let folks know what you think!