Now Rubin’s a blogger who writes for the Post
She really loves Mitt, she loves him the most
And as for Obama, he makes her so mad
That she will say anything to make him look bad.
She’s very creative when she wants to be
The facts don’t restrain her to any degree
So she just makes stuff up whenever she can
The truth doesn’t matter, she’ll get her man.
There’s one little thing that bothers me most
Who the hell hired her at the Post?