Mitt Romney’s known for vacillation.
But now he’ll have to toe the line
He’s tied himself to Paul D. Ryan.
No more waffles, no more wavers
He’ll have to act as if he’s braver
Because he now must toe the line -
He’s hipwise joined to Paul D. Ryan
To Etch-A-Sketch the door’s been shown
Mitt’s views are now writ large in stone
He’s locked in with Tea Party’s line
He’s now a clone of Paul D. Ryan.