He’s no longer very much feared.
His fortunes have guttered,
His campaigning has sputtered,
His behavior is totally weird.
On the South he’s counting a lot
It’s for him the very best spot
Though he’s full of hot air
He comes from down there -
It’s the one place he’s still really hot.
The Georgians regard Newt with affection
So he thinks that in Georgia’s election
He’ll come up with a win
And he’ll give it the spin
That this is his third resurrection.