I went there with my dad
When I was just a lad.
The show was in Detroit, I hope you know.
And here’s a picture that shows me and Dad
We’re looking at a car
Kind of from afar
In suits and ties the both of us were clad.
I’ve just been told this photo doesn’t work.
The picture that you see
Was not Detroit…Oh gee,
It was taken in the city of New York!