The Primary Results Are In

Mitt Romney won the race last night

But Michigan was close

He won by only three percent,

In horse-talk, by a nose.

Mitt’s a little disappointed,

He had expected to do better.

Santorum’s glad he did so well -

He’ll take his best vest sweater

And angry message to Ohio

Where the lead he might retake.

Super Tuesday’s just next week,

Many delegates at stake.

Mitt’s rumbling death-star Super Pac

Will strafe the ground with TV ads.

Rick tells his workers to resent

Elitist college grads.

Newt is in the mix as well.

Do you remember him?

Unless he wins big-time in Georgia

His outlook’s mighty grim.

And then there’s good old Dr. Paul

Who’s teaming up with Mitt.

One wonders if his IOU’s

In Tampa he’ll submit.