Jewish Socialism

I’ll be taking a break for a couple of weeks, but while I’m gone, here are some of Doggerelo’s greatest hits, in case you missed them first time around. 

Saturday, March 17, 2012

It turns out, not surprisingly, that Sandra Fluke, the object (slut! prostitute!) of Rush Limbaugh’s ravings about her Congressional testimony on birth control, has a boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl.  Brooks Bayne has written an anti-Semitic screed that focuses on the relationship between Mutterperl’s family  and “the typical Jewish variant of socialism”.  The words “Jew” or “Jewish” appear 18 times in Bayne's article – get the point?

Ms. Fluke’s got a boyfriend, and wouldn’t you know,

He’s from a rich family, but that is not all,

The family is Jewish! My God, what a blow!

They’re linked to several Jews that appall

Like Louis Brandeis, a secular Jew

And socialist once on our highest Court,

And the Jewish eponymous Brandeis U.

Which foments neo-Marxist support.

The boyfriend’s parents, Nancy and Bill,

Are the very worst kind of activist types,

They promote “social justice” a code to instill

Marxist programs of various stripes.

Our media haven’t discussed this at all,

But Brooks Bayne, some think, has plenty of guts

To expose this Jewish-Marxist cabal,

But more likely it's true that he’s simply a putz.