The Church is really scared it seems
That SNAP could threaten its existence
So they demand, with great persistence,
That SNAP disclose to what extremes
Its emails show that it conspired
With others to destroy the Church.
And so they launch a mammoth search
To see just what may have transpired.
But SNAP’s allied with those whom priests
Have raped and sodomized so long
Ago, and though the Church is strong
Its perils, it fears, might have increased.
“We’ll not let weakness and remorse,
Nor feelings for the victims’ plights
Persuade us to give up our rights -
Defend the Church’s the proper course”
Now SNAP’s the David in this fight
Against Goliath of our modern day -
With lots of lawyers in his pay -But David’s still the one who’s right.