Rush Limbaugh called her a slut
Although she was anything but
So how did the candidates feel
About his outrageous spiel?
Well, Rick said that it was “absurd”
It was just an “entertainer's” word.
And as for candidate Newt
He’s been uncharacteristically mute.
What about good Dr. Paul?
Not a word about Rush Limbaugh
Though he said that, really
The birth control issue was “silly”.
And how about front runner Mitt?
What was his take on this bit?
“Not language I would have used”
He seemed a little bemused.
Now Rush has got lots of clout
So folks fear to call him out
But in this instance outrage calls
Whassa matter, guys, cat got your balls?