A man of principle and might,
A man who always gets things right,
A man who’ll never go awry.
A Northern Moderate is Mitt,
A man whose views are never clear,
A man who operates from fear,
A man who'll never quite commit.
(Vivace)
I’m the only one
Who can end
Obama’s reign
‘Cause I’ve got
the better brain
And I’ll never be
outdone!
I’ve got ideas by the ton
I’m smart, articulate and strong
I’m always right, I'm never wrong
I'm the fully tested one
Mitt’s got no guts, no inner core
He’s been both right-to-life and choice
His is a moderating voice
He's just a shallow, shifty bore.
I’m the only one
Who can end
Obama’s reign
‘Cause I’ve got
the better brain
And I’ll never be
outdone!
For President I’m better suited
Since I was Speaker in the past
Our party's health is unsurpassed
Because of all the things that Newt did.
(Sotto voce)
I’m not unused to stress and strain
I've had an interesting life
But Mitt has only had one wife
His life is what you’d call mundane.
(Accelerando, crescendo)
I’m the only one
Who can end
Obama’s reign
‘Cause I’ve got
the better brain
And I’ll never be
outdone!
Yes, I’m the only
one
Who’s conservative
and true,
Who will help us
start anew.
The fight has just
begun!
Yes, I’ve only
just begun
It’s now my day in the
sun
For I'll never be
outdone!
I’ll never be
outdone!
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