GOP's Pipeline Anthem

To be sung to the tune of Don't Fence Me In. Image from energy-dz.com.

O give me jobs, lots of jobs on the oil pipeline’s route

Let Keystone flow

Let it glide o’er the plain and make sure it won’t pollute

Let Keystone flow

Give us oil, lots of oil from the tar sands please

We’ll refine it even though it makes us wheeze

Then we’ll try and sell it to those rich Chinese

Let Keystone flow

Just turn it loose

Let the oil come and roil some environmentalists

They’re so abstruse

They elaborate, collaborate with sentimentalists

They want to stop using oil and find green solutions

All in the hope that they can stop pollutions,

Undermine our economic institutions

Let Keystone flow