Newt Plots His Revenge

This includes passages from Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, Richard II, and 2 Henry VI. Images from photobucket.com and unicornbooty.com.

This son of Massachusetts wronged me greatly

With the foul,  malicious spewings of his SuperPAC.

And if you wrong me shall I not revenge?

I am myself indifferent honest; but yet
He would accuse me of such things that it

Were better my mother had not borne me: I am
Proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at
My beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
And yet he doth make stuff up! It burdens
My heart with sadness to witness such calumny
that one Republican would visit upon another.
Oft have I heard that grief softens the mind, 

And makes it fearful and degenerate. 
Think therefore on revenge and cease to weep.
I am disgraced, impeach'd and baffled here, 

Pierced to the soul with slander's venom'd spear,
The which no balm can cure but his heart-blood 
Which breathed this poison. The villany you teach

Me, I will execute, and it shall go hard

But I will better the instruction.