The ratings will bump when a
showman like Trump
is put in charge of the questions.
But the problem
will be, it’s easy to see,
that he can’t help making suggestions.
He’s got opinions
of course and he’ll talk himself hoarse.
With one question he’s liable to
score:
"At the
birth of Obama, just where was his mama,
in the US or somewhere offshore?"
To Newt Gingrich
he’ll say, “I do like the way
that you sneer at the men of the
press.
They wrote you
off once, and they called me a dunce,
but they’ll stop it all now, I would
guess.”
To Mitt he’ll
declare, “By God, that’s nice hair,
it’s almost as pretty as mine.”
Cain's loss is a
blow, "Why did he go??
I
sure liked his plan 9-9-9.”
As for Michelle,
he likes her as well -
they had pizza one day in New York,
But to Jon
Stewart's chagrin, he committed a sin:
he ate his pie with a fork!
To Rick Perry,
the Texan, he’ll ask if the Mex’can
migrants can really be stopped
And Rick’ll say
“Sure, that’s no problem anymore,
on Mitt’s lawn I’ll have them all
dropped."
Regarding
Santorum - Don thinks he's borin',
"But at least you mean what you
say.
and I've got to
admit, you don't ever quit
though you haven't a chance in
this play."
Ron Paul’s a bit
strange, and out of the range
of the normal Republican vision
Trump doesn't
abhor him, "I’ll just ignore him -
that’s been everyone else’s decision."
To Jon Huntsman
he’ll say,”You’ve got a nice way
of making your views very clear.
You’re so classy
and elegant, very intelligent.
What
the hell are you doing here?”
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