For Christmas time is here
The family’s gathering all about
and bringing Christmas cheer
There's food and drink and news to share
And lots of presents everywhere
And most of all there is a child
Who’s still by Santa Claus beguiled.
It’s time for politics to go away
There’s nothing happ'ning anyway
The politocos have naught to say
They’ll all come back another day.
So Rick and Mitt and Rick (there’s two)
And Jon and Ron, Newt and Michelle,
And long departed Hermann too,
Let’s not forget Barack as well -
Take a well-deservéd rest
We’ve had some fun at your expense.
You’ll be back within a day or two
And then the fun will start anew.
There’s just one more thing I’d like to say
My Christmas wish for every day:
“Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men”
How unctuously these words get spoken
I wish they weren't an empty slogan.
Let’s reflect on them again
That men could really live this way.