The poet William Stafford set himself the task of writing a poem a day. When someone asked him what he would do when his poem-of-the-day wasn't very good, he replied "I simply lower my standards." In order to increase output, the bar here is set at a low level - the point of this is to have some fun with current events and politics. I welcome contributions and comments. Now you can also follow Doggerelo on Twitter (@doggerelo). Because of continuing medical problems, I'm no longer able to post a poem-a-day. I'll continue to post poems, but at a reduced frequency, so please stay tuned.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Ryan Reservations


Republican political professionals have been publicly enthusiastic about the choice of Paul Ryan for Mitt Romney’s running mate, but privately they have serious reservations, as this post from Politico makes clear.

Paul Ryan’s our pick for VP?
What a mess this could turn out to be
Older voters will pan
Ryan’s Medicare plan
A disaster is what we foresee.

We’re trying to act really cheery
But on Ryan we’re just a bit leery
Without any doubt
He’s really far out
Election day could be dreary

Now Ryan’s a really smart guy
His ideas, though, many don’t buy
The voters he’ll scare
We don’t have a prayer
Mitt chose him but we wonder why.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Paul Ryan Acrostic

Paul Ryan’s Mitt’s choice for his ticket's VP
A handsomer dude there just couldn’t be.
Up early each day, he does exercises;
Loves P90-X:  his muscles win prizes.

Ryan’s got little or no body fat;
You’ll have to admit, he’s good to look at.
All the right-wingers think he is first rate
Needless to say, he’s a great running mate.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Joe Biden and Y'all's Chains.


Joe Biden today made reference to the Romney campaign’s desire to “unchain” Wall Street, by freeing them from various onerous regulations.  He then added “They gonna put y'all back in chains,” to the general amusement of the audience.  Republicans have fairly fainted from shock at this use of racial “code words” and have called Biden’s remark a “new low” in American politics. Pretty sensitive bunch, these Republicans, unless it’s one of their own doing the talking (think Rush Limbaugh, Ted Nugent, Allen West, Michelle Bachmann, etc.)

Joe Biden mixed “chains” with “y’all”
And it looks like he’s started a brawl
Mitt’s folks are just shocked
At the language he talked
“A new low” is their horrified call.

GOP Lies about Obama's Medicare "Cuts"

Over the weekend, Republicans have tried to position themselves as the saviors of Medicare who will protect us against Obama’s plans to cut $700 billion dollars from the program.  For instance, Mitt Romney himself said,

Unlike the current President, who’s cut Medicare funding by 700 billion dollars, we will preserve and protect Medicare and Social Security and keep them there for future generations.

And, on Meet the Press, RNC Chairman Reince Preibus said,

This president stole — he didn’t cut Medicare — he stole $700 billion from Medicare to fund Obamacare.  If any person in this entire debate has blood on their hands in regard to Medicare, it’s Barack Obama. He’s the one that’s destroying Medicare.

As PolitiFact has repeatedly pointed out, this charge is false.  The Affordable Care Act does not cut any benefits from Medicare subscribers, but seeks to reduce the growth of Medicare expenses by various policy changes, including modifying payments to healthcare providers, increasing premiums for well-off beneficiaries, and various administrative changes.  The irony underlying the Republican charges - which highlights their abject cynicism - is that these same changes in the Medicare system were incorporated into the Republican budget passed by the House, with overwhelming Republican approval. 

Obama will be cutting Medicare –
The GOP is saying that to scare
Us older folks for whom, when we fall ill,
It pays our hospital or doctor’s bill.

It’s just another scurrilous attack -
Our benefits won’t be contracted back
Obama will reduce the growth of costs
With schemes that try to save on money lost.

Republicans are doing all this lyin’
To camouflage the plans of Paul D. Ryan
Who wants to do away with Medicare.
The irony of this bizarre affair:

The “cuts” in Medicare, as they misjudge it,
Were ones they voted for in Ryan’s budget!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Making Up Stuff

Jennifer Rubin, the right-wing blogger writing for the Washington Post, recently claimed, in a post entitled “How to counterattack Obama”, that  this is the President “…who wanted to force a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero, despite the revulsion of New Yorkers.”  That’s not how most people remember Obama’s input on the Ground Zero mosque controversy. Unfortunately for Ms. Rubin’s story line, this is also the President who said, “I was not commenting and I will not comment on the wisdom of making the decision to put a mosque there.” So what the hell is she talking about? Why worry about evidence when it’s so much easier just to make stuff up.

Now Rubin’s a blogger who writes for the Post
She really loves Mitt, she loves him the most
And as for Obama, he makes her so mad
That she will say anything to make him look bad.
She’s very creative when she wants to be
The facts don’t restrain her to any degree
So she just makes stuff up whenever she can
The truth doesn’t matter, she’ll get her man.
There’s one little thing that bothers me most
Who the hell hired her at the Post?

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Etch-A-Sketch, R.I.P.


Mitt Romney’s known for vacillation.
Inveterate prevarication,
But now he’ll have to toe the line
He’s tied himself to Paul D. Ryan.

No more waffles, no more wavers
He’ll have to act as if he’s braver
Because he now must toe the line -
He’s hipwise joined to Paul D. Ryan

To Etch-A-Sketch the door’s been shown
Mitt’s views are now writ large in stone
He’s locked in with Tea Party’s line
He’s now a clone of Paul D. Ryan.

Romney Wins Gold Medal for Chutzpah.


Mitt Romney, in his speech yesterday introducing Paul Ryan as his pick for running mate, made the following astonishing statement (at 5:33).

Unlike the current President, who’s cut Medicare funding by 700 billion dollars, we will preserve and protect Medicare and Social Security and keep them there for future generations.
                 
This is what he says before bringing on Paul Ryan, the House GOP leader who has proposed to do away with Medicare as a government health care program, and replace it with a voucher system that would meet less and less of our medical expenses as time goes on, while leaving us to the tender mercies of private insurance companies. The cynicism of this remark is breathtaking.  It goes way beyond doublespeak, but is perfectly consistent with Romney’s many other inconsistencies. 

Mitt Romney says that he’ll protect
Medicare from gross neglect.
For our children he’ll preserve it,
He’d be the one to best conserve it.
But wait, who’s his number two?
It’s Paul Ryan – he’s the guy who’d
Do away with Medicare
And in its place put vouchers there
So that we could freely choose
Which company’d apply the screws.
For chutzpah, Romney takes the cake -
Everything he says is fake.